Funny Door Sign: Hold On We Are Not Wearing Pants Farmhouse Decor

$7.19 $8.99

Shipping to United States: $6.50


Round funny wreath sign featuring the playful phrase “Hold On! We are probably not wearing any pants” in bold black lettering on a clean white wood background. Accented with a simple greenery swag at the top, this design adds a lighthearted and humorous touch to your home décor. Available in multiple sizes, it is perfect for wreath attachments, front door décor, and everyday home accents.

PLEASE NOTE: This listing is for the SIGN ONLY. Wreath and accessories are not included.

Why You’ll Love This Sign
Designed with wreath makers and home decorators in mind, this sign features clean, vibrant artwork that pairs beautifully with mesh, ribbon, florals, and greenery. It adds a polished, professional touch to wreaths and decorative displays and works well for both seasonal and everyday décor.

Size Options
This sign is available in multiple sizes. Please select your preferred size from the dropdown menu before adding the item to your cart.
If you are unsure which size works best for your wreath base, feel free to send a message and I will be happy to help.

Materials and Finish
This sign is created using a high-quality sublimation process for a smooth, durable finish. It is designed for indoor use or covered outdoor areas and pairs well with a wide variety of wreath styles.

Perfect For
This sign works well for front door wreaths, everyday farmhouse décor, gift-giving for dog lovers, and wreath makers creating finished designs for sale.

Handmade with Care
Each sign is made to order and carefully crafted to ensure quality and consistency. Every piece is created with attention to detail so your finished wreath or display looks professional and well-coordinated.

Please Note
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings. Wreaths, ribbon, greenery, and accessories shown in photos are for display purposes only and are not included with this listing.

Questions or Custom Requests
If you have questions about sizing, pairing ideas, or are looking for something not currently listed, please send a message. Custom requests are welcome when available.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 7 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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Information I Collect:

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order), if you contact me directly.

I rely on several legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:

- as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
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If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have several rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

- You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
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How to Contact Me

If you have any questions or concerns about how your privacy is handled in my shop, you may contact me, Kelli Limones at:

Email Address: info@lemonwreaths.com

Mailing Address: 7966 Redick Ave, Omaha NE 68122

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

I love custom orders! Just send me a message with what you are looking for (preferably provide a good phone number with text capability). There is a 50% non-refundable deposit required on all custom orders.

Sizing details

Each wreath is pictured on a standard door so that you can visually see the size of the wreath.

Care instructions

The wreaths used in all of our wreaths (unless stated in the listing) are considered durable to moderate outdoor exposure. If you're going to hang your wreath outside I would recommend hanging your wreath on a door with a slight overhang. As you know the sun fades EVERYTHING so some fading should be expected if placed in direct sunlight.

Wholesale availability

I currently do not offer my wreaths at wholesale prices.

Gift wrapping and packaging

I currently do not offer gift wrapping with my items, but would be happy to add a personal message.